Engulfing crooked politicians.
from the New Mexican region.
Sound stage technicians.

I Talk - Ted Listens.

Reach me on Linked-in. I'm linked in.
Flipping like Lincolns.

A penny for your thoughts.



Earned trillions - in military contracts.

I'm exempt from Assassination attempts.

X Men with dangerous ex-girlfriends and likewise enemies -
born with x-ray vision. Their marvelous story - told on nearly every -
cable-ready American television.

Asian Assassins with feminine characteristics -
armed with the sadistic ancient and mystic.
wrist locks and poisoned-infused bamboo syringes.

Ninja trained shinobi sciences - heightened senses.
Meticulous meta-physical fitness regimens.

Rolling up for me, wild flower trees.
Rolling up on you -

9 Tribes.... 60 Caravans deep.

Humming in unison our fight song; humming along in a humvee -
the hills beyond Thunder Dome are not that steep.
I just caught another - in another of - in a lot of....
long string... of good nights' sleep.

Wake me up before 3.

Before these 3 emcees, 2 actively participating,
and one 'retired'... flees. Bring them before me.
M&M, Logic, and that creepy guy... Mr. Z.
and any other affiliated b's, & c's, AK's & jays.
No old-school fazed please.

Flossing - my record with no losses.
Fighting for worthy - wordy Art related causes.
With little pauses. Flawless assaulting.
Whose counting the mounting bodies
during Congressional lobbying.
The escaped emcees hobbling.
I continue hob nobbling with Royalty.

I castle my King and blazenly bring out
the Nubain Queen.

Cleopatra. Phat and dancing like Patra.



Tone specatacular.
In drop top benzes -
5 Animal Style Graphically printed...
yoga pants- Tiger Claw, Cobra Strike,
Wuhan Mountain Stance.
the sporadic dance of my imperial lance.

Gees in G wagons -Chrome armor-plated rims
and the Iranian Army's Fourth & Fifth Divisions.
In high school - Jordan missed the cut -
while i made incisions. with deadly precision -
that determined decisions
of paramount importance
to the worlds' political arena.

I smashed Anthea.
in the ruins of the Colosium.
Funky cold Medina.
She stole a vial of my semen -
escaped with 33 demons;
during... The Fall of Elysium .

Let me know if you see em.

Agents pursuing them... Last spotted them...
near the boroughs of Bethlehem.
south of west-side Jerasulem.
Plotting with evil men. Jezebel was with'em.

50 Cent's try'in to sign them.

Multitudes of Merciless Mercenaries
from the 5th Dimension.

3 Blind men with divinely inspired font scripts
and Pre-Victorian era tintilating -
older than old-english - penmanship.
transvibe scribing my un-edited mannish-ness.

Employing pyrokinetics. Mixed with bio-plegm sythentics.
My force of replicants -with advanced ai implants.
Has registered their copyright priveleges
to the United Song Writers Association.

My dedicated league - fitting emcees with inexpensively made chinese manufactured posthetics. on credit -
use my platinum card. for any required charges.
i dont need to take the credit.
My manuscript needs professional editing.
I'm busy vetting veterans.
tell Mister MacArthur he can come in...
and have a seat right there -
in the chair with the glare.
Next to Napolean. Leonidas. and a leader
of the Roman forces that attacked Alexander.

I'm great.... As i continue with barrages.
to settle the surcharges.
Pathetic resident pheasants anit threathening.
Letting in the torrent ahborent
without warrants.
Foriegn agent present deadly pestilence.
Defenseless against my unrelently relentless...
senseless mayhem. Amen.

No man can withstand- my grandstanding....
new age understanding uplifting riffing;
rifling, stifling these trivial things
you bring to the center of the ring.
the universe is an octagon -
i enjoy the lavish comfort of it's circumrence.
abundant ammunition.
Reduntantly crushes your apologies.
Psychologically... bothering your analogies -
seething - still teething.
Barely breathing.

Believe in me - or at least in these
lyrical dieties feeding thee -
astrally projected frequencies...
of universal dualities - times three -
exponetially increasing the necessity of you to
remained bowed at my feet.

Kiss my big toe pinky-bling-bling.

I skeek skeek skeek.
Pisces species flood 17 seas.
Freeze. Dr. Freeze. Don't make me squeeze
the hair trigger. there's already Ice Cube's AK
in the top of the refrigerator.
i always mention my close-knit



SkyNet association to Terminators.

Always pack lazers, in layers,
for Super Nova-Star Players.
Graze ya; See Savior. Hear more flava then what
Grandmother gave ya... on your gravy-smothered
seasoned au-gratin mash potatos.

Hush Baby Boy, Hush.
Wisdom tooth grind to dust.
When you attempt to spit my illustrious -
illuminous love letters to God.

Banksy applaudes.

My graffiti impressed Nefartitti.
Nostradamues noted in parenthesis....



I'm up early. my vision's still blurry.
I can still hit my shot like Steph Curry.
Aeshia says... "She's the Chef".
There's was no tech called from the ref.
The three swishes the net. The bucks beats the Nets.
Who lost on the bet ? an offensive threat is

currently presence.

Yes, You spell that...
Flow-er & Flower with an F .

First, let me SEE the Money .
Then we can talk about...   What you want.

This is another
violation of the Treaty -
Freestyle Production.

Notice,... Kanye's not interrupting.
Not at any of my functions.

The streets is listening. Cover those bars ;
don't leave'm uncovered - exposed - glistening.

Shining.

Almost too blinding.
as you're compelled to rewind -
before you absorb the next line. i keep firing.

Because the government's always hiring. Conspiring.
And our plans ain't always in alignment.

I continue my assignment.

Freestyling.



The FBI has formulated their profile.

It's all wrong. I'm Live from a yacht navigating the Nile.
My country-boy's working hands' finger-nails need
spa-treatment & filing.
I wanna smoke a blunt - but
i'm feeling too lazy to roll one.
I'll overcome that inertia. Maybe, time for a girlfriend.

Retain the valet.

I continue to daly-up bodies of whack emcees daily.

I do not fear Slim- or Phat Shady.
I only slightly fear the abilities of the U.S. Navy.

I can't swim.

I launch from eastern seaports.
We love to rock Helly Hansen for sport.

New Balance.

We got the girth of the first commonwealth
to meet the challenge.
We don't want to have to call no ambulances.
the clashing of lances at the royal dances
is bombastically outlandish.

And very unattractive.

I'm weary of acquiring & discarding burners.
I'm actually ready to be a grand-father.

I'll watch those toddlers.

As she whispers to me in spanish -
and i don't understand it.
My lyrics causes more damages
to the pursurer's advantages.

I mind my manners. Spitting parables -because

the turntables are turning. Incense is burning.
How much for a Mix-Tape? I haven't considered it.
Excuse me, she's still speaking.
My vocal wave is riding channel 3.

Thank You for understanding my body language.

I strangle the next chord you're tangling.
Aligning my fighter jet with the corrected angling.



Since you like to tango.

The sweetness of my mango,

Black ass Django-lango's flows...

is providing access
to more watering holes.
I'm thristy. Please be at least 30....
kilometers traveling distance.

Bear witness. Excercise an attitude for
progressive mental fitness.
Kindness is a highly fundamental underlying
necessary qualifying requirement.
No time - at all - for bull,
horse, bird, itty-bitty, hundred dollar shit.

Mic checking. Feels like i'm pulpit-ing.
Pinch-hitting, for my henchmens' benchins'.
A dedication beyond benjamins and championships.
Chips and other weak earthling glitches.

i flip the script of my pass abusive relationships -with
involvement into minding my own hot-ham business.

and live with a quiet finess pioneering out-westwardly...
at a 45 degree angle. It's too cold.
Join someone as cool as you - at the next platueu.

Imma "LIGHT iT UP"


Hand me my Astro-Blaster,
Draw Faster Sensei - Sifu - Master .
Black Ass Instigator Hater .
Hide Darth Vader in the basement .
Repay favors. Return borrowed sabres.

Aid the Man-in-Black's escape.



This beat - will determine my fate.
I feel the weight of the fight - in my mic.
Jake Paul tonight : Try Satan himself.
For the belt. And my soul's on the line.
I'm fine with that. Cause look who got my back.
And my front. My profile deflies the craziest lies.

I won't need an alibi . I hang around to provide...
details. On how -they all fail.
Demons can't make bail. Jezebel...
is still fine as hell.

Jesus,... help me. Thank God for these beats.
Artillery and Chivarly and BARS glistening;

For the One - that's listening.

You missed it . You was outside pissing.
"Missed What?" The first eruption .

Can We Continue without interuption.
The function alt key is my favorite keyboard button.
Next to destruction. Deleting the need for feeding
my ego's insatiable desire for being
ridicously greedy. i mean really...

40 emcees.

You EITHER... Do know - or don't know
Where I can find Jay Z .

in the alpabet.

quit ( ! )



i'm back - i was not taking a nap.
i collapsed in the middle of my relapse.

i just recieved the fax from vader i'm wanted back.

in the lab. in the group of three emcees...
a conspiracy. stop the piracy. plus catch up with Iris.
the eypgtian goddress that jacked the last freestyle
i wrote down on papyrus.
i usually commit to memory.
Meet me at midnight at the cemetery.

Where the first pharoah is buried.

i'm late and in a hurry.
i'll leave your creative vision blurry.
Freestylers scurry.
beating more clocks than steph curry.
Can stephen ever get even.
taste the baked leaven.
i'm leaving you full of nutritional supplemental
fundamental lyrical principles.

My vocalized force-field is impenetrable.



My formula's simple.
Two ounces of pure holy water from the temple.
Mixed with my spittal.

Loaded into the nose of the ICBM missiles.

i would love to continue addressing the issues
of your mistresses' continued
dismissing of your no longer indulging pursuits.

As i bite from the forbidden fruit of the harlot deemed the cutest.
No refuting - my mainframe's rebooting -
as my henchmen continue shooting.



Who exactly is 'You' ?

i have'nt the slighest clue from Blue.
I sense the efferevscence of your magnificience .

I'm out on a reduced sentenced. i penned it.
There will be no amendments.
i said what i intended... and meant
every word of it.

Notice... i didn't finch a single millimeter or inch...
when Thanos rose from the bench.

I'll crack his fingers - as i flirt with the back-up singer -
slash - personal assistant killa ninja.

You over there - should mind your phucking business.
i continue to flex with the swag of
the Vampire Hunter's Seasonal Covenant.
While fortifying the foundation for expanding
the Imperial Freestyle Union's
Universal Shadow Government.

Double tax this province. Too quiet like the amish.

My mic needs polishing. My bars are like halogen.
I made them stop Hailing Ceasar.
When I crushed his spirit
in the middle of the amphitheater.
Can i be any clearer:
I'm amped up with hits starring at the theater.

"Come Here, Cleopatra".
Nobody called you.... Alexander.

Stop the incessant cock-blocking.
Mingle with some folks at the function.
The party's rocking.
the alchemists are concocting...
Precious metal blingy things.
Large golden hoops and nose rings.

Ghostdini's Golden Eagle wrist bracelet.

Swing on these.... as i do my thing:

Annilation.

Whack emcees causing constipation.
i'm on my 3rd re-incarnation and i miss home.

Alpa Centuari .

If you're gonna tell the story. Tell it right.

No man relieved me of my mic.
No army came within sight on radar.

How do you like my freestyle so far ?

as i unload the cargo hold of my retro-fitted Death Star.
and think- i left my astral-phone-charger on Mars.
I'll borrow one from Elon. if he's home.

i'm gone.



Tales from
The Fall of Elysium

by J. Frank James     aka     OFNM

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